Thank you! But how are you today besides the sneezing?
I’m great. Just kind of bored, but that’s alright. How are you?
You sick or something?
I hope not. I’m hoping I’m just sneezing a lot… for some unknown reason, but I’m not really sure.
… Don’t sneeze on me!!!
I won’t! I promise. You’ll be safe.
Oh why not? You’re really really pretty!
Aw, thank you! You’re a sweetheart. You’re pretty, too.
You’re still alive!
Maybe it wasn’t quite 100, then! Probably more like 10. Either way, I’m glad my body has been strong enough to survive all these heart stops.
You might be sick…Or someone is thinking about you a lot!
There’s definitely a better chance that I’m sick, then. I doubt anyone is thinking about me.
That means your heart’s stopped 100 times today too.
Wow. That sounds dangerous.
Yeoch. Try some water and ice, that might sorta help with the pain. I always burn my tongue on coffee, it’s such a pain in the ass. Like, I came here to enjoy my food or drink, not to be injured by it.
I always burn mine on Italian food. It most likely has to do with the fact that I’m obsessed with Italian food, and cannot bare to wait even a single second to eat it. You’d think I’d learn after doing it 100 times, but I never do.